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      ALABAMA
                          Literacy ain't everything
                          Ya want fries with dat?
                 ALASKA
                          Come, freeze your butt off
                ARIZONA
                          Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
              ARKANSAS
                          At least we're not Mississippi
             CALIFORNIA
                          The Granola State
                          Nobody's actually from here
                          Fast reloading lanes available
                          The really long state
              COLORADO
                          Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
                          Official home of the winter ski bunny
           CONNECTICUT
                          Way too close to New York
              DELAWARE
                          You'll need a map to find us
                          So close to Washington you can smell it
                FLORIDA
                          The Gunshine State
                          Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die
                          Senior citizen discounts available
                          Come, enjoy the humidity
                          The snow capital of the US
                GEORGIA
                          Home of the Rednecks
                          Gateway to Florida
                          Confederate money welcome
                 HAWAII
                          Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over
                          Book 'em Danno
                          Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise!
                          Come, get lai-ed
                  IDAHO
                          Ain't nothing here
                          We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"
                          Land of a billion "eyes"
                ILLINOIS
                          Land of the voting dead
                          Gateway to Iowa
                INDIANA
                          Home of David Letterman
                   IOWA
                          Just east of Omaha
                          It's easy to spell
                 KANSAS
                          Hayfever capital of the Midwest
                          Dole slept here
                          There's no place like home
                          Ya want flat, we got flat
              KENTUCKY
                          Tobacco is a vegetable
                          We're all related
                          Gateway to Nashville
              LOUISIANA
                          Swim the beautiful Bayou
                          Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you
                  MAINE
                          For Sale
                          You can spit on Canada from here
              MARYLAND
                          If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
        MASSACHUSETTS
                          Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm...
               MICHIGAN
                          Land of the free, home of the Buick
             MINNESOTA
                          Not Sweden, but we try to act like it
                          Sure beats Canada
              MISSISSIPPI
                          We're lucky we can spell it
                          Why would you want to come here?
               MISSOURI
                          Gateway to Kansas
                          Here's mine, Show Me yours
                          We're better than Illinois
               MONTANA
                          Land of the Big Sky, and very little else
                          We've got lots of 10'x10' shacks in the woods
                          It's where you're wanted.
                          At least our cows are sane.
              NEBRASKA
                          More corn than Kansas
                          Go to Kansas, turn north
                 NEVADA
                          More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
                          2 words - Death Valley
                          3:5 you'll leave broke
                          We have our own nuclear testing site
         NEW HAMPSHIRE
                          Like Old Hampshire, only newer
                          About as exciting as Vermont
             NEW JERSEY
                          You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney...
                          Tell 'em Guido sent ya
            NEW MEXICO
                          Lizards make excellent pets
                          We have reservations
                          Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
              NEW YORK
                          At least we're not New Jersey!
                          We're more than a big city; we're a state
                          Like we CARE about a motto
                          English spoken here; sometimes
        NORTH CAROLINA
                          Five million people; Fifteen last names
                          We're bigger than South Carolina
         NORTH DAKOTA
                          The OTHER South Dakota
                    OHIO
                          Don't judge us by Cleveland
                          Proud polluters of Lake Erie
                          We're easy to spell
             OKLAHOMA
                          We're OK, you're NOT!
                          I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
                OREGON
                          As pretty as California but not as weird
                          We're not named after a musical instrument
                          You can see the sunset from here
          PENNSYLVANIA
                          Cook with coal
                          Free lub job with oil change
          RHODE ISLAND
                          Size ain't everything
                          Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
        SOUTH CAROLINA
                          Just south of North Carolina
         SOUTH DAKOTA
                          Closer than North Dakota
              TENNESSEE
                          The Educashun State
                          Thank goodness we've still got Elvis
                          A great fixer-upper
                   TEXAS
                          Si Hablo Ingles
                          See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!
                   UTAH
                          Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
                          At least our sheep can't talk
               VERMONT
                          Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
                VIRGINIA
                          Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
           WASHINGTON
                          We like our state, so STAY OUT!
          WEST VIRGINIA
                          Where "family values" has a different meaning
             WISCONSIN
                          Land of funny accents.
                          Say "Cheeeese"
               WYOMING
                          Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
 

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